09.02 2007

I thought we warned you about this

Okay Mr Shawn K Ornhauser, I thought we already warned you about inapporpriate celebrity portraits. Obviously you thought it was a joke and now you are mocking us!

We here at 1026 are serious business, we do not have frivolous minutes or even dozens of minutes with which to piddle away our lives on square-jawed celebrities. We would much rather spend our time adjusting the temperature on the thermostat or making a bag of microwaved popcorn, if we had a microwave. Or maybe possibly going out and buying a microwave.

Please, do not clutter our pristine walls with this inappropriate use of art! We run a clean ship here. You could at least do a drawing of Cindy Lauper.